Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Peeking cow

I'm a bit worried. There's a new cow in the next field and she keeps staring at me. She don't stare at no one else, just me, and it's ruining my life.
Lenny reckons she fancies me, which isn't even funny.
I try to get on with my daily business, eating grass, wandering around and such-like, but I can't relax with that stupid moo-cow peering over the hedge watching my every move.
If she don't stop doing it, I'm going to go right over and tell her! I will!
Just you watch me...

What does she want!? Go away!! Aaarrggghh!!!


Doodleteen said...

Cows are notoriously dense. The Cow probably has no idea what she's staring at, as she lacks te brain function to recognise how weird she's being.

Emz said...

Why are you so scared of a cow?

Anonymous said...

Cows are very brave and can scare everyone. I've seen my grown up neighbour trying to chase them away from his garden. It scared me.

Derek said...

The last thing you want in life is a big stinking cow running about your garden. And yes they are scary. Really big and really scary. And ugly, really ugly.
Big scary and ugly.

And to be honest, I just don't like being stared at. It's rude.