I'm a bit worried. There's a new cow in the next field and she keeps staring at me. She don't stare at no one else, just me, and it's ruining my life.
Lenny reckons she fancies me, which isn't even funny.
I try to get on with my daily business, eating grass, wandering around and such-like, but I can't relax with that stupid moo-cow peering over the hedge watching my every move.
If she don't stop doing it, I'm going to go right over and tell her! I will!
Just you watch me...
What does she want!? Go away!! Aaarrggghh!!!