Tell me straight; is this the face of a mad zombie?? Is it?! Look at those cheeky eyes and jolly smile! It's a lovely face!
Not only is it a face my mother loves, everyone loves it!
Unless, of course, you're a stupid chicken and you think I'm a flipping ZOMBIE!!
I can't bear it...sob...I'm going to bed, and I'm not even staying up for "Match of the Day"... see if I care.
Zombies don't watch "Match of the Day" anyway, probably.