Saturday, February 05, 2005

Tell me straight; is this the face of a mad zombie?? Is it?! Look at those cheeky eyes and jolly smile! It's a lovely face!
Not only is it a face my mother loves, everyone loves it!
Unless, of course, you're a stupid chicken and you think I'm a flipping ZOMBIE!!

I can't bear it...sob...I'm going to bed, and I'm not even staying up for "Match of the Day"... see if I care.
Zombies don't watch "Match of the Day" anyway, probably.

10 comments:

Emz said...

Have you looked in a mirror recently?

Emz said...

Have you looked in a mirror recently?

Derek said...

Yes I have!

Derek said...

Yes I have!

Derek said...

Is it me, or is there an echo in here?

Derek said...

Echooo, echooo....

Emz said...

Did the mirror smash?

Derek said...

No. Did yours?

Take THAT!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for you derek. why are the sheep version of calamity james from the beano???

(or...why aren't you lucky?)

Derek said...

I've always said you create your own luck in this world. So generally it's mainly my own stupid fault, except when it's everyone elses.