Thursday, January 13, 2005

Bad day

You know, some days you have a good day and then some days you have a bad day. Today I had me one of them bad days. It started off in the morning with me accidently sniffing a blade of grass up my nose. As any sheep will tell you, this is a frequent occurrence, but today I really wasn't in the mood for such nonsense. It caused me to flipping sneeze for at least an hour and made my nose horribly itchy. I kept scratching it and Lenny kept shouting at me to stop picking my nose. I wasn't picking it, I was scratching it!
So of course Lenny got on my nerves all day. He eats his grass like a big moo-cow, slurping and chomping with no thought to manners. I had to go and stand on the other side of the field to get away from him, but he kept following me, muttering on about how today the wind blew from the east, yet yesterday it blew from the north. Oh how very interesting.
Then it poured with rain so we all ran to get under a tree. I was quite unfortunate and slipped over on the wet grass, to everyones great amusement. I actually hurt my ankle doing it, not that anyone cares.
I tell you, tomorrow I'm staying in bed all day. See if I care.
Everyone smells anyway.


Jampot said...

Oh, the humanity!

James the Jampote Morris

Derek said...

You may mock, Mr. Jampot, but there was a dark cloud over my head that day I can tell you.
I'm alright now though! Ha ha ha!

By the way, I'm not a human, so shouldn't that read, "Oh the sheepity"? I'm not sure if that's a real word though, I'll ask Lenny later.

bakerboy said...

ur the best thing thats happened to the beano for a long time

Anonymous said...

Sheepity, verb, to feel sorry for a sheep. (BEANOxford English Dictionary)

Derek said...

Well, that's cleared that up then. sounds like a good dictionary, I'll have to get a copy.

And thank you for the kind words Mr.Bakerboy, you are welcome round here any time!