Friday, April 01, 2005

Call me Dave

By the way, for the sake of foreign editions of the Beano, it has been decided that I should now be called Dave, as this is a far more universally recognised British name and Derek means "packet of crisps" in Spanish.
So from now on, I'm Dave the Sheep.
And Lenny is to be called Brenda.

3 comments:

Gertie said...

Ah you don't fool me with your April Fool trickery...however the Lenny/Brenda thing is quite true. I was speaking to a Spanish Dog the other day and whenever I mentioned Lenny all he kept saying was 'Que??? QUE??'.

Anonymous said...

Nah' i'm callin you derek.

Derek said...

Flippin' eck! I didn't realise these comments were here! It says "0" comments!!
I thought you all hated me and were ignoring me now that I'm called Dave!

I think "Lenny" in Spanish means "do you want to go for a walk?" which is why your mutt was getting excited.