Cor what a hectic day! Now that I'm a superstar, I was invited by my local Woolworths to do a signing session and meet some of my fans. Flippin' eck it was busy with screaming admirers. Bees mainly.
As I was signing whatever was to hand (easter eggs and Hulk DVDs seemed to be the most popular), people kept asking "Where's that Sheepdog? He's really funny!", and "get your drums out, you're great."
What are they on about? I haven't got drums.