MALLARDS? You got your bed pooped on by MALLARDS?? Oh dearie me Derek. You better do something quick before word gets round. I mean Ruddy Ducks...Ok they're tough ones, but...MALLARDS? They're Pussycats! (No offence Paws, but MALLARDS...)
What are you saying? Them mallards are well evil! I don't know what softie quacks you have in your ponds, but OURS are liable to nick your crisps or something equally terrible.
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