Monday, August 15, 2005

Uh oh...

Worrying development in the search for Bernard saga...

I think he's been kidnapped....

More news tomorrow.

Meanwhile, here's a picture of Bernard as he's fondly remembered.. scoffing a pair of old underpants.

9 comments:

Fat Tony said...

Are these the same underpants you wore on your head, Derek?

Anonymous said...

Kidnapping, eh? I've drawn up a list of suspects that could have done the dastardly deed.

"King" Harold.
Big Baz.
The spider found in the box.
Fat Tony.
Ginger.

Mike Da Hat said...

Is there a ransom note?

Anonymous said...

DEREK, PLEASE READ THIS COMMENT ASAP!
I'm pretty sure Fat Tony is behind this. According to this page, his "new plan involves v*g*t*bl*s." Therefore, FAT TONY HAS KIDNAPPED BERNARD!

Anonymous said...

Is it the comment on Fat Tony's blog or did some other info make you think Bernard was kidnapped/turnipnapped/whatever?

Anonymous said...

EXCUSE ME it was me who first worked out the Fat Tony connection!!

Anonymous said...

It wasn't Fat Tony at all! I've just seen him at the Edinburgh Festival, in some triple act called Haggis Neeps and Tatties (if you don't know neeps are turnips). Pulling in the crowds they were...although I don't know why they didn't call upon me, as the haggis they had was lousy..

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Gertie. Please don't kill me.

Anonymous said...

I don't kill, I prefer to maim pointlessly.