Are these the same underpants you wore on your head, Derek?
Kidnapping, eh? I've drawn up a list of suspects that could have done the dastardly deed."King" Harold.Big Baz.The spider found in the box.Fat Tony.Ginger.
Is there a ransom note?
DEREK, PLEASE READ THIS COMMENT ASAP!I'm pretty sure Fat Tony is behind this. According to this page, his "new plan involves v*g*t*bl*s." Therefore, FAT TONY HAS KIDNAPPED BERNARD!
Is it the comment on Fat Tony's blog or did some other info make you think Bernard was kidnapped/turnipnapped/whatever?
EXCUSE ME it was me who first worked out the Fat Tony connection!!
It wasn't Fat Tony at all! I've just seen him at the Edinburgh Festival, in some triple act called Haggis Neeps and Tatties (if you don't know neeps are turnips). Pulling in the crowds they were...although I don't know why they didn't call upon me, as the haggis they had was lousy..
Oh, yeah. Sorry, Gertie. Please don't kill me.
I don't kill, I prefer to maim pointlessly.
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