I can't believe it. A chicken taking credit for the discovery of Planet Spider. The words First, Against and Wall spring to mind. We know the truth....
Holy cow! Bob Chicken lied his way into New Scientist? Even I could have that! Quick, someone buy a copy so we can see what he's saying. Oh, and if you like, Derek...I could let slip about this incident to some...friends of mine and, if you want, Bob could have a little...you know, "accident". Heh heh heh!
If you like, Fat Tony (the biggest pigeon in the world) could come and LEAN on Bob. He could make it look like an accident on landing...Just say the word...
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it just goes to show you can't trust anyone in the cut-and-thrust world of scientific discovery - not even a chicken.
...or do I mean cluck-and-thrust?
Nyeurgh...betrayed by a Chicken...flippin'eck!
I can't believe it. A chicken taking credit for the discovery of Planet Spider. The words First, Against and Wall spring to mind. We know the truth....
I hope a big spider bites him on the bum.
Holy cow! Bob Chicken lied his way into New Scientist? Even I could have that! Quick, someone buy a copy so we can see what he's saying. Oh, and if you like, Derek...I could let slip about this incident to some...friends of mine and, if you want, Bob could have a little...you know, "accident". Heh heh heh!
Correction: Even I could have done that!
If you like, Fat Tony (the biggest pigeon in the world) could come and LEAN on Bob. He could make it look like an accident on landing...Just say the word...
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