Friday, August 18, 2006

Journey to the centre of the Earth!!

I'm thinking of going on this trip. What do you reckon?
I bet there are dinosaurs and everything down there! Imagine seeing dinosaurs with your own eyeballs! It would be brilliant. I also bet there are civilisations there which haven't changed since the dawn of time, like real cave-men, except they live in trees or something. I bet also they have amazing technology that helps you transport yourself to other planets in the blink of an eye!!! Even though they are cavemen!

In fact I bet that's what every one of the fools heading off on this trip is expecting to find! The loonybins!

EDIT: Hahahaha!! I was right! I just read this bit about a previous trip,

"Moreover, a brief newspaper account of the flight held that a member of the admiral's crew had observed a monstrous greenish-hued animal moving through the underbrush of that land beyond the Pole."

Cor! I'm definitely going!!!!

14 comments:

Fat Tony said...

Look like a bunch of barmpots to me. You can count me out - I bet there aren't any chippys or Chinese takeaways or anythin' where they're going.

Paws said...

So, Fat Tony, you wouldn't want to travel to the Center of the Earth, yet you don't mind travelling through a temporal rift into an alternative dimension, where they also may or may not have any takeaways? You're not making sense!

Menaceman said...

Do any of us ever make any sense? I know I usually don't!

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Derek said...

I take it you've booked a ticket on this trip?
I've never "buffaloed" anyone!!

Fat Tony said...

I had some quintessence on a burger once, but it wasn't much cop compared to Daddies sauce.

Derek said...

I think that post was beyond lunacy and not approriate for the delicate minds of my fans!

Fat Tony said...

The deleted one, I hope, not mine!

Derek said...

Well.... ;)

Menaceman said...

I remember when Daddies red sauce used to have an optical illusion on the label around the bottle neck! It was one of those two pictures in one. Right way up it was a brown haired "daddy" and upside down it was a blonde haired "daddy".

Paws said...

You're right, Menaceman. You usually don't make any sense! ;)

Molyan said...

Did you know that ZZ Top have already booked their seats for the first aeroplane flight to the moon?

mooneyman said...

i'm currently arranging trips to the sun for all u suicidle types! you can go in my special steam powered rocket!

Derek said...

that link's dead now. I think I embarrassed 'em or something.