Monday, April 17, 2006

Stinky pile of mess.....

Well, Lenny left the turnip out in the sun too long showing it off to his mates and now it's gone all mouldy and smelly, not unlike Lenny!!!
So much for making any money out of it, I reckon we'll have to pay someone to take it away, so really we've lost a lot of cash if that happens.

Did I mention Bert Worm won Worm Idol? He's released his new record "I'm a Worm and You'd Better Get Used To It" and it went straight to the top of the worm Hit Parade, knocking off Wendy Worm and Her Orchestra with "Who Let The Worms Out?". That's a terrible song by the way. All of Wendy Worm's songs are rubbish if you ask me, but Bert has a lot of respect for her he reckons. A match made in Heaven there if you ask me.

3 comments:

Fat Tony said...

I must rush out and buy Bert's record so he can wriggle his way into the charts. Anything to get rid of James Blunt.

Menaceman said...

Here here! Or is that "hear"? Give Bert my congratulations!

Molyan said...

Good on yer, Bert.