Showing posts with label Beanomax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Beanomax. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

DONUTS!!!!

Morning readers.

Don't you just hate it when you look at a blog and all you ever read is,

"Gosh, sorry I haven't posted here for a while, I got run over by a lorry and I've been sooo busy and stuff. I hope you can forgive me and I promise to update EVERY DAY from now on. Seriously. Pinky swear."

And then they never update their blog for another six months. What losers!!!!

Anyway, where was I?

OH YES!!!!

Check out this month's Beanomax, inside you'll find a brilliant new story by me!!! It's probably my best story in over 3 years and that's saying a lot cos there's been some real crackers (and some humdingers if I'm telling the truth. Cecil was mainly in those ones, so I'm absolved of any blame).

Here's an exciting clip to whet your appetite (what ever that means):



Good Lord I'm in a bad mood right there. Blame Big Big Baz. I hates him.

I'm in the Beanomax EVERY MONTH!!!! Have been since January. Sorry I didn't tell you (or maybe I did). I haven't been kicked out of the Beano or anything, just finding it tough enough go on one crazy adventure once a month as it is. I'll try and get back in there as soon as poss. I promise!!!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

BEANOMAX!!!!!

Happy New Year sheep fans!

Brilliant news!!! I'm in the Beanomax EVERY. FLIPPIN'. MONTH. (Apart from March that is)!!!! Hooray!!!!

Yep, you read it correctly; I've come out of semi-retirement, put away my sun cream and lawn mower and have embarked on a plethora of mad adventures, which start THIS MONTH!!!111!!eleventyfour!38!!!wot?!!!?

Here's an exciting moment from this month's snowy issue...



HAHAHAAAR!!! Amazing. Nothing but topical, me. Did you enjoy the snow? I did. In fact I love snow and tend to hate all those who moan about it. Get with the program grandads; SNOW IS BRILLIANT. FACT.

Well anyway, I'm off to the shops to buy Fizzy Turnips, my favourite sweets.

Laters!!!