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Morning readers.

Don't you just hate it when you look at a blog and all you ever read is,

"Gosh, sorry I haven't posted here for a while, I got run over by a lorry and I've been sooo busy and stuff. I hope you can forgive me and I promise to update EVERY DAY from now on. Seriously. Pinky swear."

And then they never update their blog for another six months. What losers!!!!

Anyway, where was I?

OH YES!!!!

Check out this month's Beanomax, inside you'll find a brilliant new story by me!!! It's probably my best story in over 3 years and that's saying a lot cos there's been some real crackers (and some humdingers if I'm telling the truth. Cecil was mainly in those ones, so I'm absolved of any blame).

Here's an exciting clip to whet your appetite (what ever that means):



Good Lord I'm in a bad mood right there. Blame Big Big Baz. I hates him.

I'm in the Beanomax EVERY MONTH!!!! Have been since January. Sorry I didn't tell you (or maybe I did). I haven't been kicked out of the Beano or anything, just finding it tough enough go on one crazy adventure once a month as it is. I'll try and get back in there as soon as poss. I promise!!!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Sheep Swap Number 9! Woohoo!

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100 years later... SHEEP SWAP 8!!!

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I know. We've been busy and stuff. A billion apologies. More tomorrow!!!

Sheep Swap numero 7!! Woohoo!

We're back, yay!!!

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Vern n Derek Part 6!!! OMG!!!

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Derek n Vern pt5!! Woohoo!

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Vern n Derek part 4!!!

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Vern n Derek pt 3!!

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Vern and Derek - Off they go!

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Derek 'n' Vern!

Yeah, yeah. This blog has died. I know, I know. So to liven things up, there'll be a daily comic starring me and another famous cartoon sheep, Vern, from the upcoming Vern and Lettuce book from the DFC Library, written and drawn by Sarah McIntyre Called Sheep Swap, I'll be living in Vern's flat, whilst Vern will live in my field. Hopefully all manner of hilarity will ensue!

Here's the front cover!




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Be sure to pop by tomorrow to see what nonsense happens!!!

BEANOMAX!!!!!

Happy New Year sheep fans!

Brilliant news!!! I'm in the Beanomax EVERY. FLIPPIN'. MONTH. (Apart from March that is)!!!! Hooray!!!!

Yep, you read it correctly; I've come out of semi-retirement, put away my sun cream and lawn mower and have embarked on a plethora of mad adventures, which start THIS MONTH!!!111!!eleventyfour!38!!!wot?!!!?

Here's an exciting moment from this month's snowy issue...



HAHAHAAAR!!! Amazing. Nothing but topical, me. Did you enjoy the snow? I did. In fact I love snow and tend to hate all those who moan about it. Get with the program grandads; SNOW IS BRILLIANT. FACT.

Well anyway, I'm off to the shops to buy Fizzy Turnips, my favourite sweets.

Laters!!!