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Watcha. Flippin' eck I'm up late. I dropped my ipod down a drain and now I've got to re-upload all my tunes and it's taking forever. Actually it's been quite a useful experience as I can delete all those rubbish tunes that clog the flipping thing up.
Why on Earth I've got Macedonian Horse Banjo music on there is anyone's guess. But it always turns up when I have it on shuffle.

Bert Worm gave me his latest MP3s the other day (he's a famous worm singer in his own right), but they're not really my thing to be honest, so I've deleted all of them. Worm music is a very acquired taste; imagine a long, thin Bjork singing through a toilet roll tube, and you'll get an idea of how worms sound when they sing (I hope Bert doesn't read this, he's a very sensitive artist).
I blame his mother; she always said he had a great voice and she hasn't got any ears!