I bought some bananas today. I love bananas me and so does everyone else. Except, when I peeled mine open a mad spider jumped out!!! Flippin' flip it made me jump. We were all a bit scared to begin with, as you hear all these mad stories where they bite you and your legs fall off, or something.
But just as we were just about to splat him with a slipper (Bernard wears slippers!! Hahaha!!), he pulled out a little banjo and played a lovely little tune about a jolly trip up the Amazon river. Must be where they have the factory with all them books.
Boy what a laugh he turned out to be! He got us all dancing the samba and everything. He's right keen on that banjo mind; he can out-fret Liberty X any day.
He then showed us how to cook fajitas on the barbeque. They were sizzling.
To be honest, we didn't have a clue what he was whittering on about in his funny little language. He tried to tell us what his name is, but we all ended up with sore throats, so we decided to call him "Senor Banana".
And he seemed to like that!
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"Flippin' flip" What's goin on there Derek? I thought it was "Flippin' 'eck". Anyway, nice to see you and your chums have made a new mate. He sounds like the kinda person/spider that's the sole of any party.
Maybe Action is Banana Spider's reward
Where is everyone? Hello.....?
Hello!
I now have mental images of a banana dancing to Liberty X. Hmm...
I'm getting glasses.
Because you need them or because of the dancing bananas?
I'm a bit worried about this. Let's not forget the Goat/Goblin saga a while back...this Spider could be a Dragon in disguise that fancies a nice bit of Lamb for dinner. And with Derek and Lenny and whoever about, there's no shortage of roast dinners about.
Sorry, this is gonna be off topic. Gertie, do you still have a blog? I tried the link Derek has but it says it doesn't exist. Just wondering.
I never did. It was my owners. He's moved to Livejournal. I would link it but it's a bit......wrong :P
I am not a goat! I am a spyder! you fish you.
I am not here to eat nobody I am here only to dance and play banjo, like my father before me and his father and his grandfather before him!
Los llamas de Tablas!!!
Those llamas get everywhere.
You've gotta love the llamas.
I've got glasses because I need them. However, the banana could have something to do with it.
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