We caught us a harlequin and all because we're great detectives. Check out our brilliant questioning...
What is your name? The name's Pip
's a bit funny. Are you a mad foreigner? What!? Not a bit! Pip is short for Philip. Now move along goat, I'm in a dashed rush!
Flippin' GOAT! I ain't no goat! I ain't never heard of the name Pip neither. Sounds VERY foreign to me.
Who's the Queen of England? Listen goat or whatever you are, move along! I have no time for your blathering!! Chop chop!
Who's the flippin' Queen of England ya rascal!? It's Elizabeth!! Now put me down, I have a meeting at 2 o'clock and I have little time for your shenanigans!
Right you, in the pot! "Shenanigans" and "blathering" sound like stupid foreign words to me, and as we all know, Britney Spears is the Queen of England. Lenny also reckons the King of Spain was called Philip once, so that sews up that one.
Just you wait till John Craven sees you!
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4 legs good. 2 legs bad.
- George Orwell, "1984"
I thought Harry Hill said that!
Po?? Is it or is it not, Davina McCall? She's never off the telly!
Yes, Happy Easter. I'm looking forward to Sunday - me, a few other fish and that Pitbull out of the 'Homeward Bound' movies are going to the park and having an Easter Egg hunt.
Thanks dudes! There are more ladybirds to come, but it's been a busy few days stuck out in faraway fields. When we get enough mad looking ladybirds together, we might stick 'em in a little comic as a useful guide for bug-spotters, so watch these pages; It'll be hand-made by sheep!
If I don't see you before, have a happy Easter!
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