MALLARDS? You got your bed pooped on by MALLARDS?? Oh dearie me Derek. You better do something quick before word gets round. I mean Ruddy Ducks...Ok they're tough ones, but...MALLARDS? They're Pussycats! (No offence Paws, but MALLARDS...)
What are you saying? Them mallards are well evil! I don't know what softie quacks you have in your ponds, but OURS are liable to nick your crisps or something equally terrible.
MALLARDS? You got your bed pooped on by MALLARDS?? Oh dearie me Derek. You better do something quick before word gets round. I mean Ruddy Ducks...Ok they're tough ones, but...MALLARDS? They're Pussycats! (No offence Paws, but MALLARDS...)
ReplyDeleteWhat are you saying? Them mallards are well evil! I don't know what softie quacks you have in your ponds, but OURS are liable to nick your crisps or something equally terrible.
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