tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9543423.post111758508739496621..comments2023-05-30T10:37:12.254+00:00Comments on Derek's Diary: I am a turnip. No really, I am.Gary Northfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07264978998035189000noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9543423.post-1117662416032327112005-06-01T21:46:00.000+00:002005-06-01T21:46:00.000+00:00Typing is pretty difficult, you're right. you know...Typing is pretty difficult, you're right. you know those little stringy bits at the bottom of turnips? Well we just about have control of them and can pick things up and wave at our friends, that sort of thing. It's not easy, mind, and it took me three hours to write this sentence, THAT'S how dedicated I am to my wonderful fans.Gary Northfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07264978998035189000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9543423.post-1117649036847685742005-06-01T18:03:00.000+00:002005-06-01T18:03:00.000+00:00Least he isn't a Cauliflower. They really guff ba...Least he isn't a Cauliflower. They really guff badly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9543423.post-1117646107866661472005-06-01T17:15:00.000+00:002005-06-01T17:15:00.000+00:00Ugh. I hate turnips. It must stink to be you..Erm ...Ugh. I hate turnips. It must stink to be you..Erm I mean...here's a website that might help you out in this difficult time. And I'd strongly recommend tha...hang on a minute! If you're a turnip, how come you can still type? I'm just interested.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9543423.post-1117644953856753552005-06-01T16:55:00.000+00:002005-06-01T16:55:00.000+00:00that's a 'turn-up' for the book.that's a 'turn-up' for the book.Fat Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11696973594584075326noreply@blogger.com